Some tired old jokes for some tired old folks.
Jan 26, 2024 03:34PM ● By Alan Allegra
- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!
- A retired husband is a wife’s full-time job.
- Children are the leading cause of old age.
- Don’t let aging get you down; it’s too hard to get back up!
- Don’t think of them as “hot flashes.” Think of them as your inner child playing with matches.
- How are stars like dentures? Both come out at night.
- I called the incontinence hotline. They asked if I could hold.
- I’ve decided: Whatever age I am is the new 30.
- Now that I’ve become a senior, everything’s starting to click for me! My knees, my back, my neck…
- Old people are just young people who have been alive for a very long time.
- Old age isn’t so bad, considering the alternative.
- One benefit of old age is that your secrets are safe with your friends — they can’t remember them either!
- With old age comes wisdom… and discounts!
- Young at heart, old everywhere else.
- Youth is wasted on the young.
