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Lifestyles over 50

Old Age Texting Codes

Texting is the new typing, which was the new stenography, which was the new longhand, which was the new stylus and clay tablet.

If you feel like you are still in the dark ages when it comes to texting, here are some familiar texting abbreviations that can be shared with your tribe.

ATD - at the doctor
BFF - best friend fell
BTW - bring the wheelchair
BYOT - bring your own teeth
FWIW - forgot where I was
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low
GHA - got heartburn again
IMHO - is my hearing aid on?
LMDO - laughing my dentures out
LSHIPM - Laffed so hard I pooped myself
OMMR - on my massage recliner
ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up
NOMD - not on my diet
HWM - Have we met?