Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.

Love is blind—and marriage is an eye-opener!

Becky: Do you love me with all your heart and soul?

Dave: Uh- huh.

Becky: Do you think I’m the most beautiful girl in the world?

Dave: Uh-huh.

Becky: Do you think my lips are like rose petals?

Dave: Uh-huh.

Becky: Oh, Dave, you say the most beautiful things!

One girl to another: There’s never a dull moment 

when you’re out with Wilbur—it lasts the whole evening.

Boy: If you refuse to marry me, I’ll jump off a 500-foot cliff!

Girl: That’s a lot of bluff.

Boy: Will you marry me?

Girl: No, but I’ll always admire your good taste.

He: If you give me your phone number, I’ll call you.

She: It’s in the book.

He: Good. What’s your name?

She: It’s in the book, too.