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Lifestyles over 50

Romantic Ribbing for Valentine’s Day

Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.

Love is blind—and marriage is an eye-opener!

Becky: Do you love me with all your heart and soul?
Dave: Uh- huh.
Becky: Do you think I’m the most beautiful girl in the world?
Dave: Uh-huh.
Becky: Do you think my lips are like rose petals?
Dave: Uh-huh.
Becky: Oh, Dave, you say the most beautiful things!

One girl to another: There’s never a dull moment 
when you’re out with Wilbur—it lasts the whole evening.

Boy: If you refuse to marry me, I’ll jump off a 500-foot cliff!
Girl: That’s a lot of bluff.
Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: No, but I’ll always admire your good taste.

He: If you give me your phone number, I’ll call you.
She: It’s in the book.
He: Good. What’s your name?
She: It’s in the book, too.