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Lifestyles over 50

Fall Down Funny

Why do lions move at the end of summer?
Because the pride goeth before a fall.
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What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock
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Who helps little pumpkins cross the street on their way to school?
The crossing gourd.
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Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?
Because they are easily stumped.
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What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi
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How do leaves get from place to place?
With autumn-mobiles
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I usually say “Autumn” instead of “Fall.”
Sometimes it can be my downautumn.
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Editor’s note: Don’t blame me for the quality of the jokes—you’d be barking up the wrong tree. It’s a re-leaf to know I am not the root of them. I just find them and print them, so don’t make me the fall guy!