Fall Down Funny
Why do lions move at the end of summer?
Because the pride goeth before a fall.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Who helps little pumpkins cross the street on their way to school?
The crossing gourd.
Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?
Because they are easily stumped.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi
How do leaves get from place to place?
I usually say “Autumn” instead of “Fall.”
Sometimes it can be my downautumn.
Editor’s note: Don’t blame me for the quality of the jokes—you’d be barking up the wrong tree. It’s a re-leaf to know I am not the root of them. I just find them and print them, so don’t make me the fall guy!