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Written by Art Villafane
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Wednesday, 27 January 2010 |
- Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance!
- I’m the product of a secret government project.
- I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%?
- I can’t get enough minimalism.
- Sanity is back-ordered. Sarcasm is in unlimited supply.
- I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
- Egrets? I’ve had a few.
- I am the English Teacher about whom your mother warned you.
- Five days a week, my body is a temple. The other two, it’s an amusement park.
- My idea of a team effort is a lot of people doing whatever I say.
- I’m 33 1/3 RPM in an iPod world.
- Apathy: I could take it or leave it.
- If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
- There’s no right way to eat a Rhesus.
- Stupidity: too steep a price for marrying your sibling.
- My child serves honor rolls at Baker College.
- Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don’t drive!
- Faster than a speeding ticket.
- Better half a slogan...
- People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do.
- Ham radio operators do it with greater frequency.
- I have a perfect body. It’s your vision that’s defective.
- Just be happy I’m not a twin.
- I’m not perfect, but I’m so close that it scares me.
- Without geometry, life is pointless.
- I’m schizophrenic and so am I.
- Your body would look good in my trunk.
- Just say NO to negativity.
- I thought I was indecisive; now I’m not so sure.
- 333: I’m only half evil.
- I read the Constitution for the articles.
- I’ve heard about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.
- Beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).
- I’m still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes.
- I’m not saying you’re a monkey, but take this banana and scram.
- National Spellling Bee Runer-Up
- Dyslexics Untie!
- Sorry if I look interested, I’m not!
- Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
- Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. DON’T DRINK AND DERIVE!
- Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
- I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!
- Life is too short to worry about how short life is.
- Excess is never too much in moderation.
- My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in most states.
- My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns.
- If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.
- Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.
- Never believe generalizations.
- The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
- Fishermen don’t die, they just smell that way.
- Dyslexics are teople poo.
- This bumper sticker intentionally left blank.
- Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
- My mother was a moonshiner, and I love her still.
- Being “over the hill” is much better than being under it!
- Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
- National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support).
- Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
- Too much Pluribus, not enough Unum.
- I’m retired. Go around me.
- Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
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